He-Man and The Transformers

Trouble On Cybertron

   By: Sonny Iverson(Ninjor)

Chapter 1

On the distant planet of Cybertron, the evil leader of the

Decepticons, Megatron, was plotting a way to destroy the Autobots. "We must

find a way to destroy those accursed Autobots," said Megatron to Soundwave,

his number 1 man. "We could try putting a mega virus in Tellatran-1,"

suggested Starscream, air commander of the Decepticon fleet. "That should

give them a charge." "That's more like a prank, dumb ass!!!!" yelled

Megatron. "We need a foolproof plan. Shockwave, any luck on finding the

files I requested?" "Right here, Megatron." said Shockwave, the second in

command on Cybertron, "We can set the coordinates now." "What are you doing,

Megatron?" asked Starscream, "Calling an old friend on Eternia, the wicked

Skeletor." And with that, Shockwave sent the signal to Snake Mountain on


Meanwhile, on Eternia, "Skeletor, something is coming over the

communication system. It's from Cybertron." Said Beast Man with surprise

in his voice. "Well open it up, you fool!" screamed Skeletor from the control

console in the Collector. "Greetings, Skeletor, I see you still have the

fur ball around," said Megatron. "Greetings, Megatron, to what honor do I

the privelege of receiving this call?" asked Skeletor hastily. "I am

in need of your help, old friend, I am having problems with the Autobots

again." said Megatron, "Well, what can I do, old friend?" asked the lord of

darkness, stepping out of the Collector. "Help me get rid of the Autobots,

that is all I ask for, I will have Astrotrain bring you to Cybertron where

we can devise a plan to defeat the Autobots, and He-Man, who I know has been

a thorn in your side." said Megatron with a bit of a laugh. "You have a deal,

pick me up at 5:00 Eternian time, I'll be ready." said the lord of

destruction with a horrid laugh.

Meanwhile, on Earth, "Hey Optimus, we have a call coming in from our

good friend He-Man. I'm putting it up on the viewer," said Spike, a human

friend of the Autobots. "Hey Optimus," said He-Man's booming voice, "What's

up He-Man?" said Spike with a bit of fatigue in his voice. "Nothing much

really, I was calling about the get together tomorrow on Cybertron," said

He-Man, "I'm having Omega Supreme pick you up at 5:00 your time He-Man," said

Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. "He should be there any minute now."

"OPTIMUS!!!!!!" a voice yelled, "Whoa, slow down, Bumble Bee, what do you

have to report?" said Optimus. "We just found out that Megatron is...oh, hi

He-Man...bringing Skeletor to Cybertron, he's leaving the same time as

He-Man is for Cybertron, we better get there fast so we can be ready for

He-Man to arrive." "You have a point, Bumble Bee. If Skeletor is going, you

are going to need me for sure." said He-Man, "I'll bring a new recruit we've

been traning, he goes by the name of Ninjor, he's great with a samurai

sword." "We'll need all the help we can get," said Jazz. "I'll be ready to

cut off some heads." said Ninjor. "See you there then, kid." said Iron Hide.

"Let's go, He-Man," said Ninjor as Omega Supreme landed next to Castle


Chapter 2

"Nice of you to come, Skeletor," said Megatron, opening the giant

door for his guest. "It was the least I could do." said Skeletor, still

laughing at a joke Astrotrain told him on the way up there. "Astrotrain knows

quite a few jokes," laughed Skeletor. "Yes, a habit he picked up from the

people of Earth." explained Megatron, "Now to business, I need you to help me

defeat the Autobots so we can finally attack He-Man without their

interference." "There's something I forgot to tell you, my friend," said

Skeletor, "He-Man has a young helper now, by the name of Ninjor from Earth,

somewhere from a place called the Louisiana swamps. He is powerful and

skillful with a sword, the best I've ever seen." "Then we must be careful, my

friend," said Megatron.

"We're almost there, He-Man," said Omega Supreme on his way to meet

the others on Cybertron. Ninjor looked out the window, thinking of his home

and his family on Earth and how he missed the hot days and cold nights of

his home town. "Having problems, Ninjor?" asked the strongest man alive.

"No, just thinking of home, and my niece and cousins, I'm hoping to see them

again, and my girlfriend, who I've been talking with over the net. I miss

them all." The young ninja said as tears rolled down his cheek as he thought

about his girlfriend, remembering his promise, "When I get back, I'll buy you

whatever you want, I promise, I'll be careful," and about that last kiss

goodbye. "Omega, give me a phone please." Said Ninjor, he called up his

girlfriend, "Is Amelia there? WUZ UP?! We're on our way back now..."

He-Man looked at him with a kind look. This once lonely boy was now happy,

but the thing was how to win against Skeletor and Megatron combined,

as they reached Cybertron, Optimus was waiting for them.

"Optimus, how are we going to know if Skeletor is already on

Cybertron?" asked an unsteady Hot Rod. "We haven't even reached the halfway

point yet, and He-Man and that kid should be here any minute!" "I don't know,

Hot Rod, our only hope is that he has not reached Cybertron before us." said

Optimus, reading his book. "All I know is that somehow we have to find that

Ninjor and talk with him about his skills, maybe he would work well in a

robotic exo-suit, one with a big-ass sword and sharp enough to cut through

the Decepticons, or if he wants at it with Skeletor." said Kup. "We will just

have to see." said Optimus.

Meanwhile, in the Decepticon base on Cybertron, "I have a friend who

knows this Ninjor, who says he would like to kill him. His name is Hordak, he

was spying on him when he was on Hordak's planet. Let me give him a call."

said Skeletor. "Good idea, he'll keep the ninja busy while we battle with

Prime and He-Man." Said Megatron. He walked over to the communications

console and sent out a call to Hordak. "Hordak, come in." "Yes, Skeletor?"

said Hordak. "I'm in need of your services, dear friend. That stupid Ninjor

is on his way here to Cybertron with that muscle-bound idiot He-Man! We will

need your help to get rid of them for us." said Skeletor. "Hmm, I'll be on

Cybertron in 5 minutes." said Hordak and sure enough, he was.

Chapter 3

"He-Man, something has just told me that Hordak is on Cybertron and

he's ready to kill me!" said Ninjor. He-Man looked troubled. He thought about

calling his sister She-Ra for help, but didn't. He figured that Ninjor

could take him, now that his weakness of being in love was gone, being

that he and that girl had broken up, because he had found out she was

playing him. Now that his only weakness was the fact that his brother-in-law

had died and would be buried when he came home from this mission, if he

survived. Nobody but He-Man knew of this weakness. "How are you doing?" he

asked Ninjor, worried about him. "I'll feel better when we reach Cybertron

and I can beat the shit out of that fucker known as Hordak." said Ninjor.

He-Man could tell he was pissed now as they landed on Cybertron. "Calm down,

bro. Here, have a drink, you'll feel better." And for the first time He-Man

saw Ninjor's face.

He was aware of the blue eyes that always got the girls, but he had

first seen his braces and notice that he was only about 18 years of age.

He-Man asked, "How old did you say you were?" "15, and I never gave you my

name, although I know you are Prince Adam. You never knew that I was

Sonny Iverson, world's most stupid boy." "Why do you put yourself down like

that, the girls all seem to think differently." said He-Man, thinking about

how he had won a girl's heart back on Eternia. "Yeah, but they never saw my

face, just my eyes, they think that the slant eye isn't that bad, they just

like the color of them, they would think I looked like you and fuck me any

chance they got, I never gave it up to them though." He said taking a sip

of a Root Beer, "It's just that the girls at home think different, they

think I'm retarded." He-Man looked at him while they walked down to the place

where they would meet Prime. "So, how's the ankle?" He-Man asked, remembering

that he had broken it back in '93 and it had been giving him problems lately.

"Fine." He said, seeing Prime come up and hid his face underneath his


"Hey He-Man, Ninjor." Said Prime, "how's it going?" "Good." Said the

ninja. "ATTACK!!!!!!!!" they heard and there was the trio ready for battle.

"OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Ninjor, grabbing his sword. "Jazz, where's the

exo-suit ?" asked Prime, firing his gun. "Don't worry, Big Bot, I'll take

Hordak." Said Ninjor, running after Hordak. 'There's only one person on Earth

who called me Big Bot, no, it can't be, Sonny??' thought Optimus, firing at

Megatron. "So He-Man, you decided to come. Let's get this over with." said

an angry Skeletor. "We don't have to fight, Skeletor, you know this." said

He-Man calmly. "You fool, you cannot stop me!!!!!!!" yelled Skeletor,

charging at He-Man with his Power Sword. He-Man ducked the swing and caught

Skeletor by the hood and threw him across the planet.

"HE-MAN, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Ninjor in pain. Hordak had

found the new weakness and was bringing back the vision of how Kerry had

died. Almost crying, he took Hordak and threw him through the air.

"Need some help, old friend?" asked a voice. It was She-Ra, she had come to

help. "Bout time you got here," Said Ninjor, remembering the promise

she made to him, "If you ever need me, just call and I'll be there." "Let's

kick his ass." Said Ninjor. As soon as the battle was over, Megatron said

one last thing, "Skeletor, Hordak, retreat! I'll be back, you fools, I'll be

back!" Skeletor returned to Snake Mountain, and Hordak back to The Fright

Zone. He-Man gave She-Ra a hug and said, "Good to see you, sis." "You know I

wouldn't let Hordak harm our young friend." Sitting silently, Ninjor was

thinking about the pain Hordak had put him through with Kerry's death and

said to himself, "Thanks, brother-in-law." "Need some help, Sonny?" asked

Prime." "I messed up when I called you Big Bot, huh?" asked Ninjor.

Prime just nodded. "Well, if you could give me a lift back to Franklin, I

would be happy so I could be there in time to sing for Kerry's funeral."

"No prob, get in." and he entered the shuttle. "Hey, He-Man, tell my

girlfriend that I'll be back soon!!!" yelled Ninjor, waving goodbye. "Sure

thing, Sonny!" said He-Man hoping to see his young friend again.

Chapter 4

Meanwhile, back on earth, an unsteady, 5' 6", dressed-up boy stood in

the living room of his friend's parent's house thinking, "Where the hell is

he, we're going to be late." "You seen that boy anywhere, Shelby?" asked a

lady who looked about 60 years of age, "No, mam, Mrs. Linda, he must still

be at Ms. Polly's house, getting ready for the wake." "That boy is going to

get it when his Dad gets him." said Mrs. Linda Iverson, Ninjor's mother.

Suddenly, a boy dressed in a red Duck Head shirt with blue jeans and hiking

boots on walked through the back door and into the living room. It was Sonny.

"Sorry I'm late, Prime and I got caught in traffic. He's waiting out front

for me with He-Man and She-Ra. You going to ride with us, Shelby or you want

them to follow us?" "You don't even give your mom a kiss, boy?" asked his

mother with a bit of an attitude in her voice. "Oh, sorry, mom." He said,

giving his mother a kiss on the cheek. "Where have you been, damnit, I've

been wondering when you were coming home." said an old man, looking to be

about 60 with soft gray hair, dressed up nicely. "Dad, don't worry, I have

some friends with me." His dad didn't know that he was with He-Man on

Cybertron and that he and Prime were waiting outside with She-Ra until a cop

came and asked, "Who's that 18-wheeler for outside, those two people don't

have a license and said they were waiting for someone to come out so they

could go?" "Oh, boy." said Sonny, and was getting ready to get his ass chewed

out by his dad and his aunt. "No need to worry, officer, I'm sure my SON has

a good explanation for it." said his dad, looking at him with that mean look.

'Oh shit.' thought Sonny as he started to explain about the whole incident on

Cybertron. "That's Optimus Prime out there with He-Man and She-Ra, you can go

ask them." Said Sonny, waiting for his dad to slap him upside the head. "Ok,

if you're lying, I'm taking you in." said the cop as he went to check. He

soon came back in, and said, "Ok, you're cleared." "Thank you," said his dad.

Then he turned to Sonny and said, "You are lucky your mom told me what

happened, or else you would be grounded for a month." "Ok, dad. Let's roll,

Shelby." said Sonny as he walked over to Prime and continued, "I'm going to

ride with Shelby, follow us, ok? And He-Man, thanks for coming." "No prob,

man. Here, She-Ra and I made this for you." he said, holding out a wrapped

package. "I'll open it later, right now we've got to roll, see yall there.

Oh yeah, thanks to you too, Prime." "It was the least I could do." said

Prime, backing up so Shelby could get out.

At the wake, Sonny and Shelby were outside smoking a cigarette when

He-Man came up to them. "I thought you'd quit." Said He-Man with an angry

tone in his voice, as She-Ra and Shelby's sister came up behind him. "My

nerves are bad, and me and Shelby are just chillin." said Sonny, not saying

anything about She-Ra and Christin sneaking up behind He-Man. "BOO!!!!!!"

She-Ra yelled, watching her brother jump 10 ft. in the air. "Don't do that!"

said He-Man as soon as he caught his breath. "Sorry, bro." She-Ra

laughed. "Hey Sonny, why don't you open that present we gave you now?"

Hot Rod suggested. "Ok, but if it's anything that's going to remind me of

that shit on Cybertron, y’all better haul ass." "Ok." said He-Man as

Sonny pulled the package out of Shelby's truck. He opened it and it was a

brand new sword, well crafted in design, with a strange but beautiful symbol

in the middle of the scabbard." Damn, that's tight. What does the symbol

mean?" He-Man put his hand on his shoulder and said "It's the symbol of

Grayskull. The Sorceress made it for you. I was supposed to give it to you

when you were able to handle it. It seems that time is now. " "Thanks,

He-Man." Said Sonny, hugging his friend.

Back at Snake Mountain, "God Damnit!!!!!!" yelled Skeletor, "We had

him right there. That fucking Ninjor is going to die, and I'm going to be the

one to do it." "Calm down, boss." Said Beast Man, reading a scroll he had

stolen from Castle Grayskull. "You found anything in that scroll on how to

beat him?" asked Skeletor, sitting down in his throne of bones. "Yes, it says

the only way to kill a ninja is..." "Well, speak up, you fool." demanded

Skeletor. "The rest is in a weird writing, I can't read it." said Beast Man.

"Give me that, you fool! Hmm, maybe Megatron could read it. Contact him on

Earth, Beast Man." And with that, Beast Man sent a call out to Decpticon

headquarters on Earth. "Yes, Skeletor," said Megatron, "Can you read this?"

asked Skeletor, holding the scroll up to the monitor. "Yes, it says you

cannot defeat him." Said Megatron. "Quit toying with me, Megatron, what does

it say?" said Skeletor angrily. "I'm not toying with you, you cannot defeat

him, because he has a new sword that He-Man gave him. It says the only way to

kill a ninja is by destroying his sword. But the sword he has now is too

strong to be destroyed."

"DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Skeletor. "I'm on my way to Earth now."

"Wait, Skeletor, he's on his way back to Eternia Monday, wait until then,

I'll go there to help, because some of his Autobot friends are going with him,

and She-Ra is going to stay with him until this thing blows over." "I'll call

Hordak on Etheria, he'll want to do some damage." said Skeletor with a horrid

laugh. "I know someone here on Earth who hates this Ninjor." said Megatron.

"He fought him once and lost. His name is Toutsu. Ninjor helped a group of

ninjas defeat his clan of ninja thieves. He has been looking for him ever

since." "Good, bring him." Said Skeletor. And they both laughed.

After the funeral and everything, Sonny, Shelby, He-Man, She-Ra, and

The Autobots went to the house one of Sonny's sister's, Shelley, friend's

for the night and got drunk off their asses. Prime told Sonny, "I'm going

back to Eternia with you and He-Man." "As am I." said Hot Rod. "Thanks,

guys," said Sonny, "I need all the company I can get. Orko is good, but I

need somebody who knows me real well, like you guys." "No prob." said

Hot Rod, looking down the road towards Shelley's trailier and thinking about

parking there for the night. "Hey, Hot Rod, come take a walk with me down to

Shelley's trailier, I need to talk to you." said Sonny, standing up with a

cigarette in his mouth. "Ok." said Hot Rod, transforming to his car mode.

"Hop in, I'll let you drive." He popped his top so Sonny could get in. "Ok."

"So, what is it that you want to talk to me about?" asked Hot Rod, parking in

front of the trailier. "You know Shelby's sister Christin?" said Sonny,

taking a drag off his cigarette. "Yeah,what about her?" "I fell in love with

her." Sonny said. "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?" said Hot Rod, transforming. "I fell in

love with her. But I can't get with her, because I'm too damn ugly and

uncool." "Sonny, you've got to think positively." "I know. But it's hard not

to, all my life I've been teased and shit, and I have no positivity left in

me." said Sonny with his head down. He thought of what Kerry and he would

talk about when he was like that. "Man, you got to let it go, maybe you have

a chance, you never know." Hot Rod said, picking him up in his giant hand.

"Now, how Would you like it if I asked her if she thought you were cute?"

asked Hot Rod, trying to get Sonny to smile. "Oh, I know she thinks my eyes

are pretty, she already told me that." said Sonny, smiling. Christin came up

to them and said, "Hey boo, how you doing?" 'Oh God!' thought Sonny as he

hugged her. "Nothin, just chillin." He was thinking about kissing her, but

didn't because he was afraid she would slap the shit out of him. "That's

good." Christin answered, looking up at Hot Rod. "Hey, you want to go

riding?" "I don't think so, Bonnie would be pissed at us if we did." said

Hot Rod, looking at Shelby coming down the road.

Chapter 5

Back at the Palace of Eternos: "Damn, that was one hell of a

workout." said Teela, out of breath. "I know, this sword The Sorceress gave

me is working out well." said a bare-chested man dripping with sweat. He wore

a black hood and mask, with black wide legged pants with boots. "You said it,

your skills are improving, Ninjor." "I know. Plus, I'm glad the thing with

Kerry is over." Said Ninjor, as he watched Orko practice for his performance

at dinner tonight. "Hey, Orko, have you found out what's for dinner?" a

strange voice suddenly asked. It was Cringer, Adam's pet tiger. "Fish!" Orko

answered. "And Ninjor is supposed to barbecuing for us." "If I can get it

done in time." said Ninjor, removing his hood and mask to wipe the sweat from

his face. "Damn. You finally reveal the face, handsome." Said Teela, amazed

and surprised, because she had never seen it before. "Don't clown, Teela."

said Ninjor. "I'm not, you look good." said Teela aloud, and continued to

herself, "Too good." "Are you two arguing again?" a voice interrupted. The

two turned to see a man enter. He had blond hair, and was dressed chiefly in

purple. "Oh, Adam, yes." Teela said. "We're arguing about Ninjor's looks. I

think he looks fine, and he says no." She gave Ninjor a sexy look. "I have

a girlfriend, Teela." Said Ninjor. "Only she , He-Man, She-Ra, The Sorceress,

and The Autobots know my real identity. If you find out, you're going to kill

me." "Oh, really, Sonny Iverson?" said Teela, going to kiss him. Sonny backed

away and went to get dressed for dinner. "Damn!" he thought to himself. "How

the fuck did she find out?" When he got to his room, he saw a strange object

on the wall above his bed. It was a ninja star, holding a note there. It

read: "If you ever want to see your girlfriend again, come to Snake Mountain,

alone. Skeletor." "Hey Sonny, what's that?" said Adam. "Look, bro."said

Sonny, holding out the note. "Hmm, but ninja stars aren't Skeletor's style."

said Adam. "I know whose style it is. Toutsu." Said Sonny, balling up his

fist. "I think it's time to use this sword in real action." "Whoa, man. You

know it, and I know it, this is a trap to kill you. You have to let me and

The Autobots come along." said Adam, looking down the hall to make sure

nobody was around. "Come on, we're going to Grayskull to see The Sorceress.

Maybe she can help." said Adam as he reached for his sword. "Attention

Ninjor! You have 3 hours to save your girlfriend Teela. You must come alone

to Snake Mountain or else she will die." said a voice booming from The

Collector. "Listen up, Skeletor! You have Toutsu meet me alone in front of

Castle Grayskull, and tell him this will be our last fight, for one of us

will die!" yelled Sonny. "Agreed. I'll be there, just to make sure you are

alone." said Skeletor, laughing. "If you’re going to be there, then

He-Man is coming with me." Said Sonny, holding up his sword, ready to kill.

"Sonny, you must let me come, too." said a young woman with blonde hair

and big blue eyes, wearing a red-and-white suit with red boots. "No, Adora,"

said Sonny, looking at her. "You must stay here, in case Hordak decides to

come for me here." "Sonny, Spirit and I just saw Hordak with Megatron,

Skeletor, and a little bald man named..." "Toutsu." Sonny finished her

sentence. "You're right, Adam, this is a trap." "Thanks, sis." Adam said.

And with that, the trio transformed into their alter egos.

"By the power of Grayskull!" yelled Adam, holding up his sword as lightning

struck it. "I have the power!" he cried, and there stood He-Man.

"For the honor of Grayskull!" yelled Adora, and sparks flew from the jewel

in the center of her sword. "I am She-Ra!" she cried, and there was the

princess of power. "Ok, let's go." Said Sonny raising his mask. And off they

went, with Optimus Prime right behind them.

As they approached Castle Grayskull, The Sorceress spoke into

He-Man's mind: "He-Man, Ninjor must use the sword's power by calling on the

magic of Grayskull." He-Man relayed the message. "Ninjor, you must call on

the magic of Grayskull to defeat these goons." "Ok." said Ninjor. Pulling out

his sword and lifting it, he yelled, "By the magic of Grayskull!" Suddenly a

bolt of lightning hit the blade of the sword and Ninjor felt a new strength.

"I have the power!" he yelled. As the light cleared, he was surprised to see

his body had grown stronger, and he charged at Toutsu, sword in hand. As he

swung at him, Skeletor jumped in and started to bring back the pain that

Ninjor had felt on Cybertron while battling Hordak. "HE-MAN, SHE-RA

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!" Sonny cried, as Toutsu began beating the shit out of him.

"Hang on, Ninjor!" cried He-Man, pulling Skeletor off of him and started

fighting with him, as She-Ra grabbed Hordak and threw him across the woods.

"You killed our father. Now you will pay." said Toutsu. "Bring it on, bitch."

said Ninjor, ready to attack. "DIE, AUTOBOT!" yelled Megatron, shooting at

Prime. "Never!" yelled Prime, returning fire. "No you don't, Megatron!" said

Hot Rod, jumping on him and punching him in his metal jaw. "Out of the way,

Hot Rod." Said Prime, aiming his gun. As Hot Rod moved, Primed fired 3 shots

at Megatron, blowing him into little pieces. "You cannot win, He-Man."

Skeletor said. "We'll see about that, Skeletor." said He-Man as he picked him

up and threw him up in a tree, where he lodged amidst the tangled branches.

"Farewell, She-Ra." said Hordak, holding his arm cannon at her. "I don't

think so, jar-head." said He-Man. He pulled Hordak away from She-Ra and threw

him into the tree next to Skeletor. "Thanks." said She-Ra, hugging her

brother. "It's over Toutsu, give it up." said Ninjor, holding his enemy on

the ground with his sword at his neck. "It is never over." said Toutsu,

trying to free himself. Ninjor said "Then Die." And with that, he cut off his

head and threw it into to the bottomless pit in front of Grayskull. As

Skeletor and Hordak fled back to Snake Mountain, the castle's jaw bridge was

lowered, and out came Teela and Ninjor's girlfriend Natalie Flores, his first

love. As Teela went to kiss Ninjor, he ran past her and hugged Natalie,

removing his mask to kiss her, happy to see her safe at last. "Well done,

Sonny," said the soft, gentle voice of the Sorceress. "You have finally found

the one thing that you were missing, the magic of Grayskull, and it shall

help you in all your battles." "Thank you, Sorceress." he said, hugging her.

"Now to get to dinner, I'm starved." said He-Man mounting on Battle Cat.

"I'll be there in a little while." said Sonny, holding Natalie's hand. "I'm

glad you're safe, Sonny, I was worried." said Natalie, kissing him. "I'm

fine, let's get going." said Sonny.