He-Man and The Transformers
Trouble On Cybertron
By: Sonny Iverson(Ninjor)
On the distant planet of Cybertron, the evil leader of the
Decepticons, Megatron, was plotting a way to destroy the Autobots. "We must
find a way to destroy those accursed Autobots," said Megatron to Soundwave,
his number 1 man. "We could try putting a mega virus in Tellatran-1,"
suggested Starscream, air commander of the Decepticon fleet. "That should
give them a charge." "That's more like a prank, dumb ass!!!!" yelled
Megatron. "We need a foolproof plan. Shockwave, any luck on finding the
files I requested?" "Right here, Megatron." said Shockwave, the second in
command on Cybertron, "We can set the coordinates now." "What are you doing,
Megatron?" asked Starscream, "Calling an old friend on Eternia, the wicked
Skeletor." And with that, Shockwave sent the signal to Snake Mountain on
Meanwhile, on Eternia, "Skeletor, something is coming over the
communication system. It's from Cybertron." Said Beast Man with surprise
in his voice. "Well open it up, you fool!" screamed Skeletor from the control
console in the Collector. "Greetings, Skeletor, I see you still have the
fur ball around," said Megatron. "Greetings, Megatron, to what honor do I
the privelege of receiving this call?" asked Skeletor hastily. "I am
in need of your help, old friend, I am having problems with the Autobots
again." said Megatron, "Well, what can I do, old friend?" asked the lord of
darkness, stepping out of the Collector. "Help me get rid of the Autobots,
that is all I ask for, I will have Astrotrain bring you to Cybertron where
we can devise a plan to defeat the Autobots, and He-Man, who I know has been
a thorn in your side." said Megatron with a bit of a laugh. "You have a deal,
pick me up at 5:00 Eternian time, I'll be ready." said the lord of
destruction with a horrid laugh.
Meanwhile, on Earth, "Hey Optimus, we have a call coming in from our
good friend He-Man. I'm putting it up on the viewer," said Spike, a human
friend of the Autobots. "Hey Optimus," said He-Man's booming voice, "What's
up He-Man?" said Spike with a bit of fatigue in his voice. "Nothing much
really, I was calling about the get together tomorrow on Cybertron," said
He-Man, "I'm having Omega Supreme pick you up at 5:00 your time He-Man," said
Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. "He should be there any minute now."
"OPTIMUS!!!!!!" a voice yelled, "Whoa, slow down, Bumble Bee, what do you
have to report?" said Optimus. "We just found out that Megatron is...oh, hi
He-Man...bringing Skeletor to Cybertron, he's leaving the same time as
He-Man is for Cybertron, we better get there fast so we can be ready for
He-Man to arrive." "You have a point, Bumble Bee. If Skeletor is going, you
are going to need me for sure." said He-Man, "I'll bring a new recruit we've
been traning, he goes by the name of Ninjor, he's great with a samurai
sword." "We'll need all the help we can get," said Jazz. "I'll be ready to
cut off some heads." said Ninjor. "See you there then, kid." said Iron Hide.
"Let's go, He-Man," said Ninjor as Omega Supreme landed next to Castle
"Nice of you to come, Skeletor," said Megatron, opening the giant
door for his guest. "It was the least I could do." said Skeletor, still
laughing at a joke Astrotrain told him on the way up there. "Astrotrain knows
quite a few jokes," laughed Skeletor. "Yes, a habit he picked up from the
people of Earth." explained Megatron, "Now to business, I need you to help me
defeat the Autobots so we can finally attack He-Man without their
interference." "There's something I forgot to tell you, my friend," said
Skeletor, "He-Man has a young helper now, by the name of Ninjor from Earth,
somewhere from a place called the Louisiana swamps. He is powerful and
skillful with a sword, the best I've ever seen." "Then we must be careful, my
friend," said Megatron.
"We're almost there, He-Man," said Omega Supreme on his way to meet
the others on Cybertron. Ninjor looked out the window, thinking of his home
and his family on Earth and how he missed the hot days and cold nights of
his home town. "Having problems, Ninjor?" asked the strongest man alive.
"No, just thinking of home, and my niece and cousins, I'm hoping to see them
again, and my girlfriend, who I've been talking with over the net. I miss
them all." The young ninja said as tears rolled down his cheek as he thought
about his girlfriend, remembering his promise, "When I get back, I'll buy you
whatever you want, I promise, I'll be careful," and about that last kiss
goodbye. "Omega, give me a phone please." Said Ninjor, he called up his
girlfriend, "Is Amelia there? WUZ UP?! We're on our way back now..."
He-Man looked at him with a kind look. This once lonely boy was now happy,
but the thing was how to win against Skeletor and Megatron combined,
as they reached Cybertron, Optimus was waiting for them.
"Optimus, how are we going to know if Skeletor is already on
Cybertron?" asked an unsteady Hot Rod. "We haven't even reached the halfway
point yet, and He-Man and that kid should be here any minute!" "I don't know,
Hot Rod, our only hope is that he has not reached Cybertron before us." said
Optimus, reading his book. "All I know is that somehow we have to find that
Ninjor and talk with him about his skills, maybe he would work well in a
robotic exo-suit, one with a big-ass sword and sharp enough to cut through
the Decepticons, or if he wants at it with Skeletor." said Kup. "We will just
have to see." said Optimus.
Meanwhile, in the Decepticon base on Cybertron, "I have a friend who
knows this Ninjor, who says he would like to kill him. His name is Hordak, he
was spying on him when he was on Hordak's planet. Let me give him a call."
said Skeletor. "Good idea, he'll keep the ninja busy while we battle with
Prime and He-Man." Said Megatron. He walked over to the communications
console and sent out a call to Hordak. "Hordak, come in." "Yes, Skeletor?"
said Hordak. "I'm in need of your services, dear friend. That stupid Ninjor
is on his way here to Cybertron with that muscle-bound idiot He-Man! We will
need your help to get rid of them for us." said Skeletor. "Hmm, I'll be on
Cybertron in 5 minutes." said Hordak and sure enough, he was.
"He-Man, something has just told me that Hordak is on Cybertron and
he's ready to kill me!" said Ninjor. He-Man looked troubled. He thought about
calling his sister She-Ra for help, but didn't. He figured that Ninjor
could take him, now that his weakness of being in love was gone, being
that he and that girl had broken up, because he had found out she was
playing him. Now that his only weakness was the fact that his brother-in-law
had died and would be buried when he came home from this mission, if he
survived. Nobody but He-Man knew of this weakness. "How are you doing?" he
asked Ninjor, worried about him. "I'll feel better when we reach Cybertron
and I can beat the shit out of that fucker known as Hordak." said Ninjor.
He-Man could tell he was pissed now as they landed on Cybertron. "Calm down,
bro. Here, have a drink, you'll feel better." And for the first time He-Man
saw Ninjor's face.
He was aware of the blue eyes that always got the girls, but he had
first seen his braces and notice that he was only about 18 years of age.
He-Man asked, "How old did you say you were?" "15, and I never gave you my
name, although I know you are Prince Adam. You never knew that I was
Sonny Iverson, world's most stupid boy." "Why do you put yourself down like
that, the girls all seem to think differently." said He-Man, thinking about
how he had won a girl's heart back on Eternia. "Yeah, but they never saw my
face, just my eyes, they think that the slant eye isn't that bad, they just
like the color of them, they would think I looked like you and fuck me any
chance they got, I never gave it up to them though." He said taking a sip
of a Root Beer, "It's just that the girls at home think different, they
think I'm retarded." He-Man looked at him while they walked down to the place
where they would meet Prime. "So, how's the ankle?" He-Man asked, remembering
that he had broken it back in '93 and it had been giving him problems lately.
"Fine." He said, seeing Prime come up and hid his face underneath his
"Hey He-Man, Ninjor." Said Prime, "how's it going?" "Good." Said the
ninja. "ATTACK!!!!!!!!" they heard and there was the trio ready for battle.
"OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Ninjor, grabbing his sword. "Jazz, where's the
exo-suit ?" asked Prime, firing his gun. "Don't worry, Big Bot, I'll take
Hordak." Said Ninjor, running after Hordak. 'There's only one person on Earth
who called me Big Bot, no, it can't be, Sonny??' thought Optimus, firing at
Megatron. "So He-Man, you decided to come. Let's get this over with." said
an angry Skeletor. "We don't have to fight, Skeletor, you know this." said
He-Man calmly. "You fool, you cannot stop me!!!!!!!" yelled Skeletor,
charging at He-Man with his Power Sword. He-Man ducked the swing and caught
Skeletor by the hood and threw him across the planet.
"HE-MAN, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Ninjor in pain. Hordak had
found the new weakness and was bringing back the vision of how Kerry had
died. Almost crying, he took Hordak and threw him through the air.
"Need some help, old friend?" asked a voice. It was She-Ra, she had come to
help. "Bout time you got here," Said Ninjor, remembering the promise
she made to him, "If you ever need me, just call and I'll be there." "Let's
kick his ass." Said Ninjor. As soon as the battle was over, Megatron said
one last thing, "Skeletor, Hordak, retreat! I'll be back, you fools, I'll be
back!" Skeletor returned to Snake Mountain, and Hordak back to The Fright
Zone. He-Man gave She-Ra a hug and said, "Good to see you, sis." "You know I
wouldn't let Hordak harm our young friend." Sitting silently, Ninjor was
thinking about the pain Hordak had put him through with Kerry's death and
said to himself, "Thanks, brother-in-law." "Need some help, Sonny?" asked
Prime." "I messed up when I called you Big Bot, huh?" asked Ninjor.
Prime just nodded. "Well, if you could give me a lift back to Franklin, I
would be happy so I could be there in time to sing for Kerry's funeral."
"No prob, get in." and he entered the shuttle. "Hey, He-Man, tell my
girlfriend that I'll be back soon!!!" yelled Ninjor, waving goodbye. "Sure
thing, Sonny!" said He-Man hoping to see his young friend again.
Meanwhile, back on earth, an unsteady, 5' 6", dressed-up boy stood in
the living room of his friend's parent's house thinking, "Where the hell is
he, we're going to be late." "You seen that boy anywhere, Shelby?" asked a
lady who looked about 60 years of age, "No, mam, Mrs. Linda, he must still
be at Ms. Polly's house, getting ready for the wake." "That boy is going to
get it when his Dad gets him." said Mrs. Linda Iverson, Ninjor's mother.
Suddenly, a boy dressed in a red Duck Head shirt with blue jeans and hiking
boots on walked through the back door and into the living room. It was Sonny.
"Sorry I'm late, Prime and I got caught in traffic. He's waiting out front
for me with He-Man and She-Ra. You going to ride with us, Shelby or you want
them to follow us?" "You don't even give your mom a kiss, boy?" asked his
mother with a bit of an attitude in her voice. "Oh, sorry, mom." He said,
giving his mother a kiss on the cheek. "Where have you been, damnit, I've
been wondering when you were coming home." said an old man, looking to be
about 60 with soft gray hair, dressed up nicely. "Dad, don't worry, I have
some friends with me." His dad didn't know that he was with He-Man on
Cybertron and that he and Prime were waiting outside with She-Ra until a cop
came and asked, "Who's that 18-wheeler for outside, those two people don't
have a license and said they were waiting for someone to come out so they
could go?" "Oh, boy." said Sonny, and was getting ready to get his ass chewed
out by his dad and his aunt. "No need to worry, officer, I'm sure my SON has
a good explanation for it." said his dad, looking at him with that mean look.
'Oh shit.' thought Sonny as he started to explain about the whole incident on
Cybertron. "That's Optimus Prime out there with He-Man and She-Ra, you can go
ask them." Said Sonny, waiting for his dad to slap him upside the head. "Ok,
if you're lying, I'm taking you in." said the cop as he went to check. He
soon came back in, and said, "Ok, you're cleared." "Thank you," said his dad.
Then he turned to Sonny and said, "You are lucky your mom told me what
happened, or else you would be grounded for a month." "Ok, dad. Let's roll,
Shelby." said Sonny as he walked over to Prime and continued, "I'm going to
ride with Shelby, follow us, ok? And He-Man, thanks for coming." "No prob,
man. Here, She-Ra and I made this for you." he said, holding out a wrapped
package. "I'll open it later, right now we've got to roll, see yall there.
Oh yeah, thanks to you too, Prime." "It was the least I could do." said
Prime, backing up so Shelby could get out.
At the wake, Sonny and Shelby were outside smoking a cigarette when
He-Man came up to them. "I thought you'd quit." Said He-Man with an angry
tone in his voice, as She-Ra and Shelby's sister came up behind him. "My
nerves are bad, and me and Shelby are just chillin." said Sonny, not saying
anything about She-Ra and Christin sneaking up behind He-Man. "BOO!!!!!!"
She-Ra yelled, watching her brother jump 10 ft. in the air. "Don't do that!"
said He-Man as soon as he caught his breath. "Sorry, bro." She-Ra
laughed. "Hey Sonny, why don't you open that present we gave you now?"
Hot Rod suggested. "Ok, but if it's anything that's going to remind me of
that shit on Cybertron, y’all better haul ass." "Ok." said He-Man as
Sonny pulled the package out of Shelby's truck. He opened it and it was a
brand new sword, well crafted in design, with a strange but beautiful symbol
in the middle of the scabbard." Damn, that's tight. What does the symbol
mean?" He-Man put his hand on his shoulder and said "It's the symbol of
Grayskull. The Sorceress made it for you. I was supposed to give it to you
when you were able to handle it. It seems that time is now. " "Thanks,
He-Man." Said Sonny, hugging his friend.
Back at Snake Mountain, "God Damnit!!!!!!" yelled Skeletor, "We had
him right there. That fucking Ninjor is going to die, and I'm going to be the
one to do it." "Calm down, boss." Said Beast Man, reading a scroll he had
stolen from Castle Grayskull. "You found anything in that scroll on how to
beat him?" asked Skeletor, sitting down in his throne of bones. "Yes, it says
the only way to kill a ninja is..." "Well, speak up, you fool." demanded
Skeletor. "The rest is in a weird writing, I can't read it." said Beast Man.
"Give me that, you fool! Hmm, maybe Megatron could read it. Contact him on
Earth, Beast Man." And with that, Beast Man sent a call out to Decpticon
headquarters on Earth. "Yes, Skeletor," said Megatron, "Can you read this?"
asked Skeletor, holding the scroll up to the monitor. "Yes, it says you
cannot defeat him." Said Megatron. "Quit toying with me, Megatron, what does
it say?" said Skeletor angrily. "I'm not toying with you, you cannot defeat
him, because he has a new sword that He-Man gave him. It says the only way to
kill a ninja is by destroying his sword. But the sword he has now is too
strong to be destroyed."
"DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Skeletor. "I'm on my way to Earth now."
"Wait, Skeletor, he's on his way back to Eternia Monday, wait until then,
I'll go there to help, because some of his Autobot friends are going with him,
and She-Ra is going to stay with him until this thing blows over." "I'll call
Hordak on Etheria, he'll want to do some damage." said Skeletor with a horrid
laugh. "I know someone here on Earth who hates this Ninjor." said Megatron.
"He fought him once and lost. His name is Toutsu. Ninjor helped a group of
ninjas defeat his clan of ninja thieves. He has been looking for him ever
since." "Good, bring him." Said Skeletor. And they both laughed.
After the funeral and everything, Sonny, Shelby, He-Man, She-Ra, and
The Autobots went to the house one of Sonny's sister's, Shelley, friend's
for the night and got drunk off their asses. Prime told Sonny, "I'm going
back to Eternia with you and He-Man." "As am I." said Hot Rod. "Thanks,
guys," said Sonny, "I need all the company I can get. Orko is good, but I
need somebody who knows me real well, like you guys." "No prob." said
Hot Rod, looking down the road towards Shelley's trailier and thinking about
parking there for the night. "Hey, Hot Rod, come take a walk with me down to
Shelley's trailier, I need to talk to you." said Sonny, standing up with a
cigarette in his mouth. "Ok." said Hot Rod, transforming to his car mode.
"Hop in, I'll let you drive." He popped his top so Sonny could get in. "Ok."
"So, what is it that you want to talk to me about?" asked Hot Rod, parking in
front of the trailier. "You know Shelby's sister Christin?" said Sonny,
taking a drag off his cigarette. "Yeah,what about her?" "I fell in love with
her." Sonny said. "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?" said Hot Rod, transforming. "I fell in
love with her. But I can't get with her, because I'm too damn ugly and
uncool." "Sonny, you've got to think positively." "I know. But it's hard not
to, all my life I've been teased and shit, and I have no positivity left in
me." said Sonny with his head down. He thought of what Kerry and he would
talk about when he was like that. "Man, you got to let it go, maybe you have
a chance, you never know." Hot Rod said, picking him up in his giant hand.
"Now, how Would you like it if I asked her if she thought you were cute?"
asked Hot Rod, trying to get Sonny to smile. "Oh, I know she thinks my eyes
are pretty, she already told me that." said Sonny, smiling. Christin came up
to them and said, "Hey boo, how you doing?" 'Oh God!' thought Sonny as he
hugged her. "Nothin, just chillin." He was thinking about kissing her, but
didn't because he was afraid she would slap the shit out of him. "That's
good." Christin answered, looking up at Hot Rod. "Hey, you want to go
riding?" "I don't think so, Bonnie would be pissed at us if we did." said
Hot Rod, looking at Shelby coming down the road.
Back at the Palace of Eternos: "Damn, that was one hell of a
workout." said Teela, out of breath. "I know, this sword The Sorceress gave
me is working out well." said a bare-chested man dripping with sweat. He wore
a black hood and mask, with black wide legged pants with boots. "You said it,
your skills are improving, Ninjor." "I know. Plus, I'm glad the thing with
Kerry is over." Said Ninjor, as he watched Orko practice for his performance
at dinner tonight. "Hey, Orko, have you found out what's for dinner?" a
strange voice suddenly asked. It was Cringer, Adam's pet tiger. "Fish!" Orko
answered. "And Ninjor is supposed to barbecuing for us." "If I can get it
done in time." said Ninjor, removing his hood and mask to wipe the sweat from
his face. "Damn. You finally reveal the face, handsome." Said Teela, amazed
and surprised, because she had never seen it before. "Don't clown, Teela."
said Ninjor. "I'm not, you look good." said Teela aloud, and continued to
herself, "Too good." "Are you two arguing again?" a voice interrupted. The
two turned to see a man enter. He had blond hair, and was dressed chiefly in
purple. "Oh, Adam, yes." Teela said. "We're arguing about Ninjor's looks. I
think he looks fine, and he says no." She gave Ninjor a sexy look. "I have
a girlfriend, Teela." Said Ninjor. "Only she , He-Man, She-Ra, The Sorceress,
and The Autobots know my real identity. If you find out, you're going to kill
me." "Oh, really, Sonny Iverson?" said Teela, going to kiss him. Sonny backed
away and went to get dressed for dinner. "Damn!" he thought to himself. "How
the fuck did she find out?" When he got to his room, he saw a strange object
on the wall above his bed. It was a ninja star, holding a note there. It
read: "If you ever want to see your girlfriend again, come to Snake Mountain,
alone. Skeletor." "Hey Sonny, what's that?" said Adam. "Look, bro."said
Sonny, holding out the note. "Hmm, but ninja stars aren't Skeletor's style."
said Adam. "I know whose style it is. Toutsu." Said Sonny, balling up his
fist. "I think it's time to use this sword in real action." "Whoa, man. You
know it, and I know it, this is a trap to kill you. You have to let me and
The Autobots come along." said Adam, looking down the hall to make sure
nobody was around. "Come on, we're going to Grayskull to see The Sorceress.
Maybe she can help." said Adam as he reached for his sword. "Attention
Ninjor! You have 3 hours to save your girlfriend Teela. You must come alone
to Snake Mountain or else she will die." said a voice booming from The
Collector. "Listen up, Skeletor! You have Toutsu meet me alone in front of
Castle Grayskull, and tell him this will be our last fight, for one of us
will die!" yelled Sonny. "Agreed. I'll be there, just to make sure you are
alone." said Skeletor, laughing. "If you’re going to be there, then
He-Man is coming with me." Said Sonny, holding up his sword, ready to kill.
"Sonny, you must let me come, too." said a young woman with blonde hair
and big blue eyes, wearing a red-and-white suit with red boots. "No, Adora,"
said Sonny, looking at her. "You must stay here, in case Hordak decides to
come for me here." "Sonny, Spirit and I just saw Hordak with Megatron,
Skeletor, and a little bald man named..." "Toutsu." Sonny finished her
sentence. "You're right, Adam, this is a trap." "Thanks, sis." Adam said.
And with that, the trio transformed into their alter egos.
"By the power of Grayskull!" yelled Adam, holding up his sword as lightning
struck it. "I have the power!" he cried, and there stood He-Man.
"For the honor of Grayskull!" yelled Adora, and sparks flew from the jewel
in the center of her sword. "I am She-Ra!" she cried, and there was the
princess of power. "Ok, let's go." Said Sonny raising his mask. And off they
went, with Optimus Prime right behind them.
As they approached Castle Grayskull, The Sorceress spoke into
He-Man's mind: "He-Man, Ninjor must use the sword's power by calling on the
magic of Grayskull." He-Man relayed the message. "Ninjor, you must call on
the magic of Grayskull to defeat these goons." "Ok." said Ninjor. Pulling out
his sword and lifting it, he yelled, "By the magic of Grayskull!" Suddenly a
bolt of lightning hit the blade of the sword and Ninjor felt a new strength.
"I have the power!" he yelled. As the light cleared, he was surprised to see
his body had grown stronger, and he charged at Toutsu, sword in hand. As he
swung at him, Skeletor jumped in and started to bring back the pain that
Ninjor had felt on Cybertron while battling Hordak. "HE-MAN, SHE-RA
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!" Sonny cried, as Toutsu began beating the shit out of him.
"Hang on, Ninjor!" cried He-Man, pulling Skeletor off of him and started
fighting with him, as She-Ra grabbed Hordak and threw him across the woods.
"You killed our father. Now you will pay." said Toutsu. "Bring it on, bitch."
said Ninjor, ready to attack. "DIE, AUTOBOT!" yelled Megatron, shooting at
Prime. "Never!" yelled Prime, returning fire. "No you don't, Megatron!" said
Hot Rod, jumping on him and punching him in his metal jaw. "Out of the way,
Hot Rod." Said Prime, aiming his gun. As Hot Rod moved, Primed fired 3 shots
at Megatron, blowing him into little pieces. "You cannot win, He-Man."
Skeletor said. "We'll see about that, Skeletor." said He-Man as he picked him
up and threw him up in a tree, where he lodged amidst the tangled branches.
"Farewell, She-Ra." said Hordak, holding his arm cannon at her. "I don't
think so, jar-head." said He-Man. He pulled Hordak away from She-Ra and threw
him into the tree next to Skeletor. "Thanks." said She-Ra, hugging her
brother. "It's over Toutsu, give it up." said Ninjor, holding his enemy on
the ground with his sword at his neck. "It is never over." said Toutsu,
trying to free himself. Ninjor said "Then Die." And with that, he cut off his
head and threw it into to the bottomless pit in front of Grayskull. As
Skeletor and Hordak fled back to Snake Mountain, the castle's jaw bridge was
lowered, and out came Teela and Ninjor's girlfriend Natalie Flores, his first
love. As Teela went to kiss Ninjor, he ran past her and hugged Natalie,
removing his mask to kiss her, happy to see her safe at last. "Well done,
Sonny," said the soft, gentle voice of the Sorceress. "You have finally found
the one thing that you were missing, the magic of Grayskull, and it shall
help you in all your battles." "Thank you, Sorceress." he said, hugging her.
"Now to get to dinner, I'm starved." said He-Man mounting on Battle Cat.
"I'll be there in a little while." said Sonny, holding Natalie's hand. "I'm
glad you're safe, Sonny, I was worried." said Natalie, kissing him. "I'm
fine, let's get going." said Sonny.